The Addams Family (TV Series)
Gomez, the Politician (1964)
John Astin: Gomez Addams
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Quotes
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Morticia Addams : Gomez is responsible for putting more criminals behind bars that any other man in the United States.
Sam L. Hilliard : You, a prosecuting attorney?
Gomez Addams : Attorney for the defense.
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Gomez Addams : Uncle Fester, is your assignment clear?
Uncle Fester : I sing, light up and pass out three dollar bills.
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George Bass : [looking at the Addams mansion] Is all this yours?
Gomez Addams : Well, we go back to the cemetery.
George Bass : Ah-ha-ha. We all do, sometime.
[smiles keenly]
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Gomez Addams : That Sam L. Hilliard. Why, he's an old friend! I hope the L stands for Lucifer.
George Bass : Uh... it does! It does!
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Gomez Addams : That's our old friend from the school board - Sam L. Hilliard. I've changed horses in mid-stream. That's the Addams way!
Morticia Addams : Oh, of course.
Gomez Addams : The L stands for Lucifer.
Morticia Addams : Very appropriate for a politician.
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Gomez Addams : We want to get our butler, Lurch, on television.
Morticia Addams : We feel he'll appeal to the women's vote.
Gomez Addams : Camera moves in. It's a close up of Lurch.
[bong]
Gomez Addams : Lurch expresses himself on the candidacy of Sam L. Hilliard.
Lurch : Ughghghghgh ughghghghghghghgh.
Gomez Addams : Animal magnetism, you can't top that.
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Gomez : Don't you realize Politicians always make extravagant promises? Fortunately, I can see through their little games.
Morticia Addams : Darling, you're so clever.