The Addams Family (TV Series)
Lurch Learns to Dance (1964)
Ted Cassidy: Lurch
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Quotes
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[Gomez tries teaching Lurch to tango]
Gomez Addams : What's wrong, Lurch?
Lurch : You didn't shave.
Gomez Addams : Señoritas never do.
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Lurch : I'm a wallflower.
Gomez Addams : What?
Lurch : I can't dance.
Gomez Addams : Oh, it's so simple. You can learn in no time.
[snapping his fingers in time]
Gomez Addams : Come, and trip it as you go, On the light fantastic toe. Shakespeare!
Morticia Addams : [snaps her fingers] Milton!
Gomez Addams : By Jove, you're right.
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Wednesday Addams : [finding Lurch in hiding] Just because we want you to go to The Butlers' Ball?
[Lurch groans]
Wednesday Addams : It'll be fun.
Lurch : I like being miserable.
Wednesday Addams : You might find a nice girl to be miserable with.