The Addams Family (TV Series)
Lurch and His Harpsichord (1965)
Jackie Coogan: Uncle Fester
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Quotes
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Morticia Addams : I think we ought to leave Lurch alone with his harpsichord for the rest of the day.
Gomez Addams : Excellent idea, Cara mia. We'll spend the afternoon at Lover's Leap.
Uncle Fester : What'll I do there?
Gomez Addams : We'll make love, and you'll leap.
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Morticia Addams : [listening on the phone] You don't say... you don't say!
Gomez Addams : What do they say?
Uncle Fester : You heard her, they don't say!
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Gomez Addams : We must find some way to fill this void in his life.
Uncle Fester : I could give him Yvette's adress.
Gomez Addams : Who's Yvette?
Uncle Fester : My French penpal, at the Follies Bergere.
Gomez Addams : Lurch needs more than a penpal.
Uncle Fester : Ok, send her the fare and she'll come over in person.
Morticia Addams : I think Lurch needs a new cultural interest.
Gomez Addams : Yes...
Uncle Fester : Well, if you ever have a problem with me, send for Yvette.
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Morticia Addams : I do hope Lurch doesn't find out what you're doing down here. You will work quietly, won't you?
Uncle Fester : Oh, don't worry, Morticia. I sound-proofed the saw. See? No teeth!
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[Espying Lurch heading toward the door with his packed carpet bag]
Gomez Addams : Lurch, where are you going?
Uncle Fester : What's that in your hand?
Morticia Addams : Where are you going?
Gomez Addams : Answer the third question first.
Morticia Addams : What? Uh, yes, where are you going?
Lurch : Home, to Mama.
Morticia Addams : Nonsense!
Uncle Fester : Easy, Lurch. You'll lose your pension rights.
Lurch : Nobody cares about me.
Gomez Addams : Of course we care about you, Lurch.
Morticia Addams : We all love you, Lurch.
Uncle Fester : Oh, now, let's not get sick'ning. I like ya, Lurch, but I don't love ya.
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Uncle Fester : [watching Lurch play an imaginary harpsichord] He's flipped.
Morticia Addams : Uncle Fester, I do not like profanity, but I'm afraid you're right. We've left Lurch in the lurch.