The Addams Family (TV Series)

Morticia's Favorite Charity (1965)

Jackie Coogan: Uncle Fester

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• Uncle Fester : Oh, not my suit of armor please, I need it to feel secure. Like Pugsley needs his wolf-head clock. That armor's the... only place I can find to hide in, to take my afternoon's nap.

  Morticia Addams : Uncle Fester, the whole family has given until it hurts.

  Uncle Fester : Well, I like to hurt as much as anybody, but don't ask me to give my armor up. I have to wear it practically every day to scare off those neighborhood kids.

  Morticia Addams : They annoy you?

  Uncle Fester : Oh not me, but... they keep waving sticks and throwing stones at my new pet falcon. And he's getting a nervous stomach.