The Addams Family (TV Series)

Morticia's Favorite Charity (1965)

Parley Baer: Mr. Henson

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Quotes 

• Gomez Addams : Have you seen the clock I'm giving you folks?

  Mr. Henson : Does it explode?

  Gomez Addams : Certainly not. I wouldn't tamper with a valuable old timepiece like that. Come here. How 'bout that?

  Mr. Henson : How 'bout that? Well, it looks like... th-the rear end of a moose?

  Gomez Addams : You have a very discerning eye, Henson.

• Mrs. Atherton : [Finding a shrunken head amongst the Addams' things]  Mr. Henson!

  Mr. Clayton : Don't be absurd. The chin's much too strong.

  Mr. Henson : [annoyed by what he overhears]  Well, thank you!

• Mr. Henson : [warning Mrs. Atherton about the Addames' contributions]  Oh, and please, examine all this monstrous junk they contribute very carefully. And if you come across a shrunken head, look closely - it may be mine!

• [after seeing Lurch, Jason the truck driver fears entering the Addams home] 

  Mr. Henson : [shoving the man inside]  It's all right. He's really a nice fella.

  Jason - Truck Driver : Yeah? He looks like parts of three nice fellas.