The Addams Family (TV Series)
Morticia's Romance: Part 1 (1965)
Marie Blake: Grandmama
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Quotes
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Grandmama Addams : Gomez, why don't you and Ophelia take a walk in the garden?
Gomez : Oh, it's too chilly out there.
Granny Frump : Ophelia'll warm you up.
Gomez : I better get my coat on.
Ophelia Frump : A coat? In July? Well, it IS more becoming.
Gomez : I just want to keep my bronchial tubes warm.
Grandmama Addams : Yeah, you won't want a son-in-law with cold bronchial tubes, would ya?
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Grandmama Addams : Gomez, are you gonna spend your whole life sitting there when romance is on the way?
Gomez : [coughing] How can I think of romance when my bronchial tubes are collapsing?
Grandmama Addams : You're the one that's collapsing. Been sitting at that contraption for twenty-two years. It's time you tried a girl.
Gomez : I don't like girls.
Grandmama Addams : Well, you can't marry a vaporizer.
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Granny Hester Frump : That boy of yours is all boy.
Grandmama Addams : So's that girl of yours.
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Granny Frump : All right, I'll up the dowry to three thousand, make it a six-layer cake, and supply the food, music and preacher.
Grandmama : And I'll supply the guests. Fair?
Granny Frump : [considering it] Well, seems fair.