The Addams Family (TV Series)
Morticia's Romance: Part 2 (1965)
Carolyn Jones: Morticia Addams, Ophelia Frump
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Quotes
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Morticia Frump : Uncle Fester, Gomez and I are madly in love.
Uncle Fester : Oh, then, why don't you two get hitched?
Morticia Frump : Ophelia's my sister. I couldn't betray her. Besides, it would break her heart.
Uncle Fester : [understandingly] It's bad for the digestion.
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Morticia Frump : Is Cousin Fungus coming to the wedding?
Gomez Addams : Oh, no. He's doesn't get out much. He's lived in a cave in back of the tunnel for thirty years.
Morticia Frump : What exquisite taste.
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[Ophelia is not bothered by not marrying Gomez]
Ophelia Frump : Besides, I think I've already found my true love, my d'Artagnan, my Don Quixote, my knight in shining armor.
Uncle Fester Frump : Sounds like me - but I'm her uncle.
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Gomez Addams : Querida, will you marry me?
Morticia Frump : I thought you'd never ask.
Gomez Addams : [kisses her hair] Oh, your hair... That dress - drives me wild!
Morticia Frump : I'll never wear another.
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Morticia Frump : You must think of Ophelia.
Gomez Addams : I did. That's why I'm here in the tunnel.
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Morticia Frump : Now, come along. Poor Ophelia's crying her eyes out.
Gomez Addams : That might be an improvement.
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[Uncle Fester searches for Gomez with shotgun in hand]
Morticia Frump : Uncle Fester, I thought you were our friend.
Uncle Fester : Oh, I am, but we can't have a jilted Frump. It'd be a stain on our family escutcheon - and our family escutcheon is messy enough.
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Gomez Addams : [rehearsing with Fester] Ophelia, I won't marry you.
Uncle Fester Frump : [as Ophelia] What!
Morticia Frump : Uncle Fester!
Uncle Fester Frump : [grabbing his gun] I'll shoot 'im in the back!
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[Another attempt is made to rehearse Gomez turning down Ophelia, this time with Morticia as Ophelia and Uncle Fester as Granny Frump]
Gomez Addams : Ophelia, I'd...
Uncle Fester : All right, son. Speak up! Speak up!
Gomez Addams : Mrs. Frump, I'm afraid I can't marry your daughter.
Uncle Fester : What! I'll shoot 'im...!
Morticia Frump : Uncle Fester...
Morticia Frump : [correcting herself] Mother, please!
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Minister : Do you really want to marry this man?
Morticia Frump : I certainly do.
Uncle Fester : But you've only known him a few days.
Morticia Frump : What better way to get acquainted?
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Ophelia Frump : I do hope your vaporizer won't interfere with our honeymoon.
Gomez Addams : By George, it will! Shall we call it off?
Ophelia Frump : No.
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Gomez Addams : [drawn to Morticia] They shouldn't leave us alone like this.
Morticia Frump : It's torture, madness - and very bad judgement on their part.
Gomez Addams : How can I marry Ophelia when I love you?
Morticia Frump : What does Emily Post say?
Gomez Addams : Not a word.
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Ophelia Frump : Uncle Fester! How sweet of you to come to my wedding.
Uncle Fester : Biggest mistake since Uncle Tick married Aunt Phobia.
Ophelia Frump : But they were a perfect match.
Uncle Fester : [scoffs] Heh! He had two left feet and she had two right ones. It was a mere physical attraction.
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Ophelia Frump : Ney! I do not like poison sumac. It will not grow in my head.
Cousin Itt : Tsfaw feh sfihvi hie.
Ophelia Frump : Yes. Perhaps, I should have my head examined.
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Ophelia Frump : Weeds are my favorite flowers.
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[Itt and Ophelia are drying out after falling into quicksand]
Granny Hester Frump : Couldn't you see where you were going?
Ophelia Frump : Of course! I fell in, didn't I?
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[Morticia suggests Gomez practice turning down Ophelia]
Morticia Frump : Uncle Fester, you be Ophelia. You're kind, sensitive, quiet and understanding.
Uncle Fester : She certainly has changed.
Morticia Frump : And you're the new Gomez. You're decisive, direct and definite.
Gomez Addams : I'm afraid!
Uncle Fester : That's pretty definite.
Gomez Addams : Thank you.
