The Addams Family (TV Series)

Morticia, the Breadwinner (1965)

John J. Fox: Man

Quotes 

• [Wednesday and Pugsley stand before their sidewalk drink stand sign: "Henbane on the Rocks 25¢."] 

  Man at Drink Stand : Well, how's business, kids?

  Pugsley Addams : Pretty slow, sir.

  Man at Drink Stand : Gee, with a cute sign like that, you should be doin' great. "Henbane on the Rocks." Boy, those trade names get wackier every day. Let me have a tall one, son.

  Pugsley Addams : Yes, sir.

  Man at Drink Stand : Well, always like to help out the small business man. Cheers.

  Pugsley Addams : Cheers.

  [the customer drinks and chokes. Smoke shoots out of his ears] 

  Wednesday Addams : Would you like some more?

  Man at Drink Stand : [gasping]  I'd like some help! I'm gonna tell my lawyer about this.

  Pugsley Addams : [turns to Wednesday]  See? Satisfied customers always tell their friends.