The Addams Family (TV Series)

Morticia, the Breadwinner (1965)

Maxine Semon: Woman

Quotes 

• [Fester's sign hangs upon the Addams mansion fence: "Escort Service. Suave continental types for hire. $50 per hour."] 

  1st Woman : Oh, look, Gladys. This must be one of those gigolo places.

  2nd Woman : Fifty dollars an hour. Oooh, they must be absolutely dreamy.

  Uncle Fester : [popping up from behind the sign with Lurch]  See for yourselves, girls!

  [the women scream and run] 

  Uncle Fester : What's a matter with them?

  Lurch : Flighty.