The Addams Family (TV Series)
Morticia, the Matchmaker (1964)
Lee Goodman: Charles P. Harvey
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Quotes
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Charles P. Harvey : I've got to put something in my car.
Melancholia : Something in your car? What?
Charles P. Harvey : Me.
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Morticia Addams : Nairobi's such a romantic place. Those lovely nights with the hyenas howling. Makes a perfect spot for a honeymoon.
Charles P. Harvey : You're so right, Mrs. Addams. You really have a good busine... honeymoon! What honeymoon?
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Charles P. Harvey : [Grandmama throws a powder into Harvey's face] What was that?
Gomez Addams : Love dust. Mama's an incurable romantic.
Morticia Addams : All she ever thinks about is love, love, love.
Charles P. Harvey : Well, all I ever think about is business, business, business.
Gomez Addams : Excellent. A woman needs a good provider.
Morticia Addams : Especially Melancholia. She's a bit extravagant, I'm afraid. But she's so much in love, she's about to burst.
Charles P. Harvey : Well, that would solve everything.
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Morticia Addams : Oh Gomez, Mr. Harvey doesn't want to talk about any old oil...
Charles P. Harvey : But I do, I do!
Melancholia : Ah! I can't wait to hear him say that to a preacher.
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James Ferguson : You're the only lawyer in our office who's had any contact with them.
Charles P. Harvey : I would rather have contact with a nest of scorpions.
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Gomez Addams : Lurch, a drink for our friend.
Charles P. Harvey : No, thank you. I-I'm not thirsty.
Gomez Addams : Nonsense. It's something special. The Vat, '68.
