The Addams Family (TV Series)

Morticia, the Sculptress (1965)

Vito Scotti: Sam Picasso

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Quotes 

• Sam Picasso : Don't you understand I will not sell my soul?

  Gomez Addams : There'll be a $200 fee.

  Sam Picasso : At those prices... eh!

  Gomez Addams : I like a man with integrity. I wish I knew one.

• Sam Picasso : You keep all of your money in the drawer?

  Gomez Addams : Just petty cash. Big stuff's upstairs in the mattress.

  Morticia Addams : [entering]  Ah, Mr. Picasso. My husband's been telling me about you.

  Sam Picasso : Oh, that's a lie. I run an honest gallery.

• Sam Picasso : [to Lurch carrying out Morticia's sculptures]  Throw them in the truck with the others.

  Gomez Addams : Where're you taking them?

  Sam Picasso : At the Tip-Top Quarry. You know, they pay me $30 a ton.

  Gomez Addams : The scoundrels! I buy my rocks at Tip-Top and they charge me $100 a ton.

  Sam Picasso : Aw, but I return the rocks damaged. Speaking of money, Senior Gomez, you know, I will be needing some if you want me to buy more of the masterpieces.

  Gomez Addams : [reaching way back into his nearly empty desk drawer]  Can't you bargain a little?

  Sam Picasso : You want me insult an artist?

  Gomez Addams : That's no artist! That's my wife!

  Sam Picasso : It's only money - yours!