The Addams Family (TV Series)

Mother Lurch Visits the Addams Family (1965)

Ellen Corby: Mother Lurch

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• Gomez Addams : You rang?

  Mother Lurch : I don't trust you Gomez, you've got shifty eyes! And no good butler wears a mustache!

  Gomez Addams : Sorry madam, I was born with it.

  Mother Lurch : Where have you been off to, some dark corner with that hussy of a maid?

  Gomez Addams : [to Lurch]  Sir, I appeal to you!

  Mother Lurch : You don't appeal to him and you don't appeal to me! My son is just too sweet and gentle. People take advantage of him. You're sloppy and inefficient!

  Gomez Addams : Sir, please tell her...

  Lurch : You're sloppy and inefficient!