The Addams Family (TV Series)
The Addams Family Goes to School (1964)
Allyn Joslyn: Mr. Hilliard
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Quotes
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Sam L. Hilliard : But I was referring to more formal learning. Eh, eh, reading?
Gomez Addams : What is there for a six-year-old to read?
Sam L. Hilliard : But someday she'll be 26.
Gomez Addams : See you then.
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Sam L. Hilliard : You meant to blow them up?
Gomez Addams : Of course, why else would a grown man play with trains? Wanna blow the other bridge?
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Sam L. Hilliard : But they've got to go to school. Everybody sends their kids to school.
Gomez Addams : Ridiculous. Why have children just to get rid of them? I'm opposed to the whole nonsense.