- Wednesday Addams, Pugsley Addams: [together] We know a secret. We know a secret.
- Rocky: Satan's comin' to dinner.
- Wednesday Addams: That was last week.
- Gomez Addams: Your mother's painting the gravedigger's scene from Hamlet. "Alas, poor Yorick. I knew him, Horatio..." That's one of the most hilarious things old Shakespeare ever wrote. He always tickled me so.
- Morticia Addams: Now, darling, we want this to be a real surprise to Rocky, so I'll instruct the children to keep it an absolute secret. They're not to tell a living soul - or anyone else for that matter.
- [Fester crashes Rocky's motorcycle while riding it through the house]
- Uncle Fester: That's what happens when you have a loose nut!
- Morticia Addams: [Rocky is recovering after fainting] You had us frightened, young man.
- Rocky: Well, you got me a little frightened right now, but, eh, a couple of o' asperin and it's gonesville for you spooks.
- Gomez Addams: Spooks?
- [chuckles]
- Gomez Addams: Well now, there's no need for flattery.
- Morticia Addams: Thank you.
- Rocky: Come on, Curly, how much longer on this gig?
- Uncle Fester: Cool it, Rock. Couple of flips to the wrist and... Coolsville!