The Addams Family (TV Series)

The Addams Family Splurges (1965)

Roland Winters: Ralph J. Hulen

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• Ralph J. Hulen : Nobody could even begin to pick that many winners.

  Uncle Fester : Whizzo could!

  Gomez Addams : Why of course! Whizzo! Why, he could do it with 20 Watts tied behind his back.

• Morticia Addams : Mr. Hulen, how can you say things like that?

  Ralph J. Hulen : Easy, remember, I'm a hypocrite.

• Ralph J. Hulen : Where's the old Addams spirit?

  Uncle Fester : Right in your safe, with that eight million!

• Ralph J. Hulen : Will you please forget this moon business? I tell you it's impractical, imprudent and absolutely impossible.

  Uncle Fester : Mr. Hulen, are you trying to discourage us?

  Ralph J. Hulen : I certainly am!

  Uncle Fester : Don't beat around the bush! Just answer yes or no!

• Ralph J. Hulen : Well, you seem quite intent upon following through with this madness, nevertheless I would like to leave you with these few words: "Gambling is the disease of barbarians" - Shakespeare; "It's the vice of knaves and fools" - Benjamin Franklin; and, "This whole scheme is absolutely nutty" - Ralph J. Hulen.

• Ralph J. Hulen : Let's suppose - this is a hypothetical case, of course - but let's suppose that your investment councilor hadn't placed any bets.

  Uncle Fester : Hadn't placed any bets? Where's my gun? I'd shoot him in the back!

• Morticia Addams : You were quite right when you said "Gambling is a disease of barbarians."

  Ralph J. Hulen : Well, I didn't say that, Shakespeare said it.

  Gomez Addams : You quoted him.

  Ralph J. Hulen : Well, you know me, big mouth!