The Addams Family (TV Series)

The Addams Family Tree (1964)

Jackie Coogan: Uncle Fester

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Quotes 

• Morticia Frump Addams : Where's Gomez?

  Uncle Fester : He's down in the playroom hanging pictures.

  Morticia Frump Addams : Oh dear! I do hope he isn't hanging the picture of Cousin Grisley facing the firing squad down there... it looks so right in the hall.

• Gomez Addams : You'll have to challenge Pomeroy to a duel.

  Uncle Fester : No, I'd rather shoot him in the back.

  Morticia Addams : Uncle Fester! That is not the honorable way.

  Uncle Fester : I know, but it's the safe way.

• Uncle Fester : I'll bet they've got daisies in their back yard.

  Gomez Addams : Please, don't make me ill.

• [repeated line] 

  Uncle Fester : I'll shoot 'em in the back!