The Addams Family (TV Series)
The Addams Family Tree (1964)
John Astin: Gomez Addams
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Quotes
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Wednesday Addams : I'm sorry I punched you in the eye, Harold.
Cecil B. Pomeroy : [surprised] You?
[defending his son's honor]
Cecil B. Pomeroy : She must have hit him while his back was turned.
Gomez Addams : In the eye?
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Gomez Addams : He can trace our family tree!
Wednesday Addams : Trace it? I know where it is, Uncle Fester sits in it every day.
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Gomez Addams : Bye children, have a good time!
Morticia Addams : [shouting after them] Pugsley, only five pieces of cake, now!
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Gomez Addams : I always did suspect those white plastic ducks out on the lawn.
Morticia Addams : Darling, some people have a twisted sense of beauty.
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Gomez Addams : You'll have to challenge Pomeroy to a duel.
Uncle Fester : No, I'd rather shoot him in the back.
Morticia Addams : Uncle Fester! That is not the honorable way.
Uncle Fester : I know, but it's the safe way.
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[Yowl]
Cecil B. Pomeroy : Merciful Heavens! What was that?
Gomez Addams : [matter-of-factly] Pugsley's jaguar.
Cecil B. Pomeroy : Pugsley's jag...? You mean that your child is having my son ride a wild animal?
Morticia Addams : Don't worry. When Fang makes that noise, nobody rides him.
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Morticia Addams : [painting a portrait of Cousin Bleak] But there's something about the eyes, I just can't seem to get them.
Gomez Addams : That lid droops just a bit too much.
Morticia Addams : The right eye, or the left?
Gomez Addams : The middle one.
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Gomez Addams : [Uncle Fester is pointing a rifle at the Pomeroy's] I'll handle this. Remember, you took care of the gas inspector.
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Gomez Addams : Remember how I carried you across the threshold that first time?
Morticia Addams : Not only across the threshold, but through the living room and up the staris and into our room.
Gomez Addams : And I dropped you... only once.
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Uncle Fester : I'll bet they've got daisies in their back yard.
Gomez Addams : Please, don't make me ill.
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Morticia Addams : [noticing Professor Simm glasses at the table without Professor Simms behind them] Darling, where's Professor Simms?
[Gomez and Morticia notice their lion, Kitty, lazing out on the living room carpet in high satisfaction]
Morticia Addams : Do you think...?
Gomez Addams : [smiling broadly] You know Kitty can't stand the taste of people.
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Gomez Addams : Your mother is still the world's best tarantula wrapper.
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Cecil B. Pomeroy : I'm Cecil B. Pomeroy. Perhaps you've heard of me. I'm in oil.
Gomez Addams : Ohhh. Boiling?
Cecil B. Pomeroy : [witheringly] Lubricating.