The Addams Family (TV Series)

The Winning of Morticia Addams (1965)

Marie Blake: Grandmama

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Quotes 

• Grandmama Addams : [to Fester, upon hearing Morticia and Gomez' plans for a South American safari]  We just can't let them go off alone. Suppose they explode up the Amazon?

• Uncle Fester : How can I have soothed nerves when tragedy is about to strike someone very near and dear to us.

  Grandmama Addams : The octopus?

  Lurch : The moose?

  Uncle Fester : Morticia and Gomez.

• [the president of the Zen Yogi Society phones to remind Gomez of his dues, giving Uncle Fester an idea] 

  Uncle Fester : There aren't going to be any dues. Not this month or any month from now on. Mrs. Addams talked her husband into quittin' your phony society. She says zen yogi is a fake! Yeah, she put 'im wise to you, Quack!

  [Fester hangs up] 

  Grandmama Addams : Gomez will have a fit. He loves zen yogi.

  Uncle Fester : Heh, exactly! And if he doesn't give Morticia a whack or two, how else is he gonna prove his undying love?