The Addams Family (TV Series)
Uncle Fester's Toupee (1965)
Elisabeth Fraser: Madelyn Smith
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Quotes
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Morticia Addams : You'll want to know some of Uncle Fester's favorite recipes.
Madelyn Smith : French pastry?
Morticia Addams : Oh, no, no. Simple things like, um, eye of newt.
Madelyn Smith : Newt? Aren't they those little crawly things?
Morticia Addams : Not after you cook them.
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Madelyn Smith : Get lost, you electrical tree-sitting newt!
Uncle Fester : Did I do something wrong?
Madelyn Smith : You got born, baldy!
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Madelyn Smith : This is the cutest house.
Uncle Fester : Oh, we do our best to cute it up.
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Madelyn Smith : Oh, I can't wait to become Mrs... what is your last name, anyway?
Uncle Fester : You know, you're the first one that ever asked that.
Madelyn Smith : Never mind, never mind, we'll leave it Smith. That way, we won't have to change the monograms on the towels.
Uncle Fester : Oh, goody!