- Gene Bradley: I guess you're trying to tell me that Mike doesn't live here anymore?
- Milena Corri: You catch on quick.
- Gene Bradley: Know where he might be?
- Milena Corri: Perhaps you'd like to look under the bed?
- Gene Bradley: No, no. I know Mike. He wouldn't be under the bed.
- Beavis: Officially, we should apprehend them at once.
- Gene Bradley: I'm going to have to ask you to handle this matter unofficially.
- Beavis: Most irregular.
- Gene Bradley: Safer. This is a busy airport. A lot of people could get hurt. They're desperate men. They won't give in easily, not even to your people. Besides, they've got Kelly as a potential hostage. They could do anything, even kill him.
- Gene Bradley: Mike Kelly unavailable? It just doesn't make sense. He's one of the sights of the city. If you ever need him, you just shout, Mike!
- Milena Corri: Why don't you make yourself a drink? I'm going to get out of this towel.
- Gene Bradley: That's a great idea. Uh, the drink, I mean.
- Chris Jefford: Cut! Now what's wrong?
- Gene Bradley: Your protege is using a real chair. You can kill more stuntmen that way.