- [Shirley notes Ms. Flitt's look of satisfaction when a light bulb explodes and the computers overheat]
- Shirley Holmes: Did any of you notice the look on Miss Flitt's face?
- Francis Boris 'Bo' Sawchuk: Whoever notices Misfit?
- [Miss Flitt arrives at school wearing a traditional Wicca garment]
- Francis Boris 'Bo' Sawchuk: Whoa! What did she eat this morning?
- [referring to Miss Flitt's flowing black gown]
- Miss Stratmann: Miss Flitt, this is a private school, not a costume ball.
- [Shirley has convinced Bart to help her break into Miss Flitt's house]
- Shirley Holmes: You don't have to do this.
- Bartholomew 'Bart' James: Hey, paranormal are us!
- [examining the contents of Miss Flitt's Wicca workbench]
- Bartholomew 'Bart' James: She uses a crockpot for a cauldron?
- [smells the brew simmering in the "cauldron"]
- Bartholomew 'Bart' James: Ewww. Bit heavy on eye of newt.
- [sniffing one of Miss Flitt's bag of herbs]
- Shirley Holmes: It smells like mint, jasmine and... *turkey stuffing*?
- [Shirley discovers Mr. Howie's missing belongings on Miss Flitt's workbench]
- Shirley Holmes: She needed his personal belongings to cast a spell.
- Shirley Holmes, Bartholomew 'Bart' James: A love spell!
- Bartholomew 'Bart' James: Shirley, I'm scared.
- Shirley Holmes: Information is power and we need to get some.
- Peggy Holmes: Wicca, which we think of as witchcraft, is very ancient wisdom. Many of these herbs found in witches' brews are still used today - only we call them medicine.
- [Shirley flips through the pages of a book about Wicca]
- Shirley Holmes: There's a swastika!
- Peggy Holmes: Oh, long before it was a swastika, it was a rune - a very powerful symbol of magic.
- Shirley Holmes: So there really is such a thing as sorcery?
- Peggy Holmes: Symbolism and ritual are forces not to be taken lightly. Consider how feared the swastika became at the hands of the Nazis. Some call it sorcery; some call it psychology.
- Shirley Holmes: But what if someone was using Wicca to hurt people?
- Peggy Holmes: Then he doesn't understand what he's dealing with. Wicca is for healing, not hurting. Shirley, that person is very dangerous.
- Bartholomew 'Bart' James: I'm such a coward.
- Shirley Holmes: Bart, it's normal for us to be afraid of things we don't understand.
- Bartholomew 'Bart' James: Not for me it isn't.
- [Shirley and friends want Mr. Howie to help retrieve personal articles stolen by Miss Flitt, including the science teacher's pen engraved "to Binky"]
- Shirley Holmes: Absolutely not!
- Francis Boris 'Bo' Sawchuk: It's the only way, Mr. Howie.
- Bartholomew 'Bart' James: Unless you want to be her love slave.
- Francis Boris 'Bo' Sawchuk: You do what to pay her back, don't you, Mr. How... Binky?
- Arthur Howie: What precisely would I have to do?
- Francis Boris 'Bo' Sawchuk: Ah, Shirley...
- Shirley Holmes: It's her effigy of Ms. Stratmann.
- [Bo examines the effigy more closely]
- Francis Boris 'Bo' Sawchuk: Yeah, but isn't that *your* compass?
- Alice Flitt: So, you and your little friends paid me another visit last night. I'll have to punish you for that!
- Shirley Holmes: I don't think so. See, what you fail to realize, Miss Flitt, is I'm a witch, too.
- [Shirley, dressed in a witch's costume, demonstrates her "powers"]
- Alice Flitt: There always was something different about you.
- Alice Flitt: I never had any real powers?
- Shirley Holmes: You had the power of believing in yourself.
- [last lines]
- Shirley Holmes: [narrating] As for Miss Flitt, she's taking some time away from work. I can only hope that eventually she realizes that real power was inside her all along.