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8/10
Schadenfreude!
planktonrules18 February 2021
Frank and Lorna Bramwell (Charles Bronson and Norma Crane) are crooks. So when they hear that Monica Laughton (Estelle Winwood) is rich, they decide to visit her and rob her blind. But Monica is not a typical old lady...he's beyond just a little bit 'touched'! When they arrive, she's having a funeral for a friend....an invisible friend along with invisible guests! And, when it comes to meals, they are quite invisible as well! And the more they try to humor the old woman, the more frustrated they become.

I really enjoyed this episode. The Bramwells were nasty jerks and it was enjoyable watching Miss Laughton torment them and get the last laugh. Very cute and enjoyable.
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8/10
In this show rich old women can get the upper hand.
b_kite23 November 2019
Estelle Winwood is Monica Laughton a rich old woman living out by herself. One day while over hearing the milkman talk of her, Frank played by Charles Bronson schemes with his girlfriend Lorna to get in the old woman's good graces enough at least to rob her blind at the right moment. The problem is however she's got a couple of screws loss, as she's built her house full of imaginary family members living with her, even the food is imaginary. Eventually, the two begin to starve and Bronson losses patients, prompting the old woman to change her mind on letting the couple stay in her house, but, they won't be leaving so easy either. A classic among the series and rather disturbing once you think about it, I'm starting to like these episodes where rich old women hold there ground against greedy siblings or invaders, usually doing themselves in by there own stupidity as is the case here. The episode keeps you guessing weather there's any money at all or if its imaginary to. We learn however there is, and in the shows usual ironic affair its in the most obvious of locations.
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6/10
Getting their just desserts
sol12183 April 2012
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***SPOILERS*** Dropping into a local diner con artists couple Frank & Lorna Bramwell, Charles Bronson & Norma Crane, overhear some gossip about this old lady Monica Laughton, Estella Winwood, who lives all by herself in this big house up the road and is loaded to the gills with cash that her husband left her when he finally kicked off.

Seeing an easy mark the two go to see Monica with the excuse that their assessing her house for the town in how much real-estate taxes she's to pay by the end of the year. Before either the Bramwells can open their mouths Monica mistakes them for her relatives and invites them to stay and meet the family. It turns out that the family consists of about a dozen members of the Laughton clan who are invisible to the naked eye! Inside the house and determined to find where Monica keeps her money hidden both Frank & Lorna start to play along with her. After a while in getting nowhere in finding the hidden cash,that's expected to be as much as one million dollars, Frank loses his cool and start to strong arm the 73 year old widow in getting her to tell him where she has the money hidden! During all this time, which seems like a couple of days, both Frank & Lorna had nothing at all to eat in that the food that Monica served them was as invisible as the relatives she had staying in her house!

****SPOILERS**** As it turned out Monica did finally cook or bake up something for the Bramwell's just to get them both out of her house and her hair. And as the hungry as a starved timber wolf Bramwell's gobbled the food down, fresh baked cupcakes and milk, it turned out to be their last meal on earth! As we see both at the beginning an end of the Alfred Hitchcock episode Teddy the milkman, Dobbs Greer, the only person who keeps in contact with Monica brings her the weekly supplies of milk and cream to her house. Teddy seems to know that there's something strange going on in the Laughton house in all the people or guests dying there but he isn't talking. All Teddy does is delivers the milk and what Monica does with it, or with those living in her house,is non of his business.
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Delicious Hitch
dougdoepke24 May 2016
A delicious episode. I never thought I would see a frazzled Charles Bronson, but then he is up against an 80-year old loopy Estelle Winwood. Seems small-time crook Frank (Bronson) and rather dim wife (Crane) think aristocratic old lady Laughton (Winwood) will be easy pickings. After all, she lives alone in a big house full of invisible family, guests, and food. But somewhere inside that mausoleum, Frank figures, is a load of cash, at least that's what he heard. So now he and wife push their way in, while the agreeable old lady introduces them to the invisible guests. But where's she got that darned money hidden.

Winwood's perfect, her bulging eyes and ditzy manner, a perfect foil for the aggressively greedy Bronson. This was still early in the tough guy's career before his acting style was reduced to a single hard-eyed stare. Happily, he shows here that he does have an acting range. Then too Crane makes the rather slow-thinking wife into a reluctant counterpart to hubby Bronson. In my book, the episode is pitch-perfect Hitch fare, the character elements coming together beautifully, with an ironic closing line that fits perfectly, raising also a boggling subtext about how those now invisible family members became invisible. Anyway, hats off to all involved, and to a Bronson that's seldom seen.
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7/10
Laced with macabre humour
coltras3512 May 2022
Dishonest Frank (Charles Bronson) and Lorna Bramwell (Norma Crane) visit the home of wealthy, eccentric Monica Laughton, with the intention of robbing her.

Tough guy Bronson gets deservedly annoyed by an eccentric lady, wonderfully played by Miss Winwood. This is an amusing foray into macabre humour with the imaginary guests and funeral.
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9/10
Up and awry
TheLittleSongbird16 March 2022
Really liked to loved all but one of Robert Stevenson's previous 'Alfred Hitchcock Presents' episodes. That exception being one of Season 1's lesser outings "Don't Come Back Alive". Particularly good was one of my favourites of Season 1 "And So Died Riabouschinka". The premise for "There Was an Old Woman" was good and it was interesting seeing early year Charles Bronson in a role that was not the type he would take on later.

"There Was an Old Woman" to me is a great episode with a lot that is truly excellent and with nothing really inherently wrong. Season 1 was a relatively solid season with a few disappointments along the way, and one of its best is "There Was an Old Woman". As far as Stevenson's 'Alfred Hitchcock Presents' entries go, this compares very favourably and one of those that one should see to see whether Stevenson deserved being one of the most used directors on the series (to me he did).

Production values are solid, especially the atmospheric photography. The sets are on the sparse side, but not enough to ruin the episode. As always, the main theme is haunting and certainly fits this tale very well. The episode is suitably ominous audibly. Hitchcock's bookending is typically droll, didn't find that all of them worked in the series but most did work very well and "There Was an Old Woman's" did work very well indeed. The ironic final line is memorable.

Stevenson directs adeptly, he doesn't rush things or lets it slack and he has a good feel for atmosphere. The script is taut and intelligent, with the entertainingly macabre humour standing out. While the story may not have the chill factor of for example "Breakdown", it never felt dull to me or over-stuffed, is very suspenseful and didn't come over as predictable or confusing.

Bronson does scorn, annoyance and nastiness very well indeed and Norma Crane avoids overdoing the whininess. The two work very well together and the characters are suitably jerkish without going overboard. Best of all is the delicious Estelle Winwood, who both amuses and unsettles.

Overall, great. 9/10.
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6/10
"They may as well die happy."
classicsoncall24 July 2021
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This was Charles Bronson's second appearance in an Alfred Hitchcock Presents story, only about five weeks following a prior first season episode titled "And So Died Riabouchinska". In that one he was a police detective, but this time he's on the opposite side of the law, along with wife Lorna Bramwell (Norma Crane), hoping to cash in on an elderly widow's fortune overheard at a local diner. The story enters surreal territory of sorts when said lonely widow is found to entertain a house full of imaginary guests, leaving the Bramwells at first incredulous, but after a while, hugely impatient to get on with robbing the woman of all her wealth. As the delusional but feisty widow, Monica Laughton (Norma Crane) turns the tables on her uninvited guests by whipping up one of her baked goods specialties, laced with just the right ingredient to make quick work of the disturbing couple. I'm not so sure that as some other reviewers mentioned, Mrs. Laughton dispatched other house guests in the same manner, but taken in the spirit of the show's whimsical writing, it wouldn't come as a big surprise. Fortunately, the milk delivery man (Dabbs Greer) had to be an honest sort, what with all those thousand dollar bills of Mrs. Laughton's just hiding in plain sight.
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8/10
"That's tellin' em Winwood
hodgespodges200317 September 2006
I enjoy watching this episode on DVD. Estelle Winwood is excellent in her believable portrayal of an eccentric and portentous old lady. Charles Bronson plays a boorish golddigger while his wife, played by Norma Crane, is a young, blonde whiner with little understanding of what is actually taking place. The only issue that concerns her is her hunger. The final scenes are somewhat ambiguous when one has to decide whether or not the Winwood character is deliberately trying to poison her houseguests. While making the muffins she is looking for rat poison as she "dialogues" with her cat as to those pesky rodents. Then she asks, "Now where did I put that rat poison?" However it does not seem obvious if she intentionally intended to inform her guests that the muffins were poisonous or not. In one scene Winwood "scolds" Bronson in a manner that many today could not relate to. "You have made me very angry. You are indeed a man without honor". I thought to myself, "That's tellin' 'em".
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8/10
They Never Had a Chance!
Hitchcoc10 October 2008
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Estelle Winwood's character is one of the most frightening I've every seen on screen. Here is this eccentric little old lady who has a house full of invisible guests, all of whom have "died" at some point. The milkman is a regular visitor and he knows that she has a couple of loose screws. He advises her to care for her money, but what he doesn't know is that she is the consummate killer. Enter Charles Bronson and his girlfriend. They get wind of all the money that the old lady has and finagle their way into her good graces. They are introduced to all the guests and relatives, none of whom take on a corporeal form. They have to play along, but Bronson gets too impatient. The other factor is that none of the food is real, so the two of them are starving. Well, the young man makes a fatal error and the old lady decides he is not a respectable person. This leads to a couple more black wreathes hanging outside the front door. She does this all the time. I wonder how many of those "guests" were done in by the old rat poison.
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10/10
THE OLD WOMAN WHO LIVED IN A SHOE?
tcchelsey17 August 2023
Marian Cockrell, who went on to write for BATMAN, was the power behind this classic tale, undoubtedly the title from the fabled nursery rhyme.

The story is short and sweet, and totally Hitchcock. One and only Estelle Winwood, the very best of little old ladies, plays Mrs. Laughton -- worth a fortune -- and scheming Charles Bronson (as Frank) and his wife Lorna (Norma Crane) who want it all. What do you think about that?

Mrs. Laughton is a Hitchcock treasure, eccentric if there ever was one, who throws a funeral for an invisible friend, among other strange things. This is just the beginning as the hungry couple are treated to the deluxe menu, and in no uncertain terms. Wait and see.

To be seen for the appearance of a very young Charles Bronson, just beginning his long career and Estelle Winwood, having the time of her life. Winwood, born in England, whose career went back to the stage in the 1920s, eventually turned up, and with no surprise, in some magnificent movie roles, even bit parts, that made her a standout.

Note the gag intro by Alfred H. He says he looks worse in Technicolor? Actually, he was a star in his own right, having walk-ons (bits) in most of his films, especially in COLOR. We all miss him.

Worth the price of admission. From SEASON 1 EPISODE 25 remastered Universal dvd box set. 2005 release.
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1/10
There Was an Old Woman
bombersflyup8 March 2020
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Another dull tale, almost identical to the last episode. Trying to get an old lady's money, moving in and dying from ingesting something at breakfast. They would most assuredly look in the purse, if not just out of sheer boredom. It's not funny anyhow.
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Very Good Macabre Humor
Snow Leopard6 March 2006
"There Was An Old Woman" devotes its entire screen time to the kind of macabre humor that was such an enjoyable part of so many episodes of this television series. The deceptively light feel of the episode conceals some grim truths that lie underneath, and it succeeds very well in carrying off some markedly offbeat story ideas. The writing, production, and acting are all of very good quality.

Estelle Winwood is wonderful as a very pleasant but decidedly delusional woman, with the habit of planning imaginary funerals. Charles Bronson and Norma Crane work well together as an unscrupulous couple who hear about her wealth and invade her home, only to find it necessary to respond to a weird and unexpected situation. Bronson is particularly effective in sometimes showing scorn and incredulity towards the elderly woman's delusions, and at other times trying to think along with her, to turn the situation to his advantage.

The story is written and told with careful pacing, and it includes a simple but plausible explanation for everything. The ending is gruesomely ironic, and the main story is framed very neatly by the two visits from the stoic milkman (played by Dabbs Greer), which contain some clever parallels. It's a very offbeat episode, and it would be understandable if it is not to everyone's taste. But for those with a morbid sense of humor, it could prove quite enjoyable.
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