- Russell DeKuyper: You're stuck with your wife, and can't find greener pastures.
- Archie Bunker: I ain't lookin' for no greener pastures 'cause Edith is green enough for me!
- Russell DeKuyper: Did you see the look on Kelcy's face when he couldn't cash my hundred dollar bill for the bar tab?
- Archie Bunker: Did you see the look on my face when I had to pay it?