All in the Family (TV Series)

Archie and the Bowling Team (1972)

Jean Stapleton: Edith Bunker

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Quotes 

• Michael 'Meathead' Stivic : [Opens a present from Gloria, reveals that it's a leather shoulder bag]  Hey Gloria, this is great!

  [puts the bag over his shoulder] 

  Michael 'Meathead' Stivic : Just what I need to keep all my stuff in.

  Edith Bunker : Oh Archie, ain't that beautiful!

  Archie Bunker : Holy cow, a purse! Aw, that's just gorgeous there.

  [to Gloria] 

  Archie Bunker : Did you buy him matching pantyhose?

  Gloria Bunker-Stivic : You're really sick.

  Michael 'Meathead' Stivic : Archie, this is a bag to carry things in. What's wrong with that?

  Archie Bunker : If you don't know buddy, I'll spell it out for you: "F-A-G FRUIT."

  Michael 'Meathead' Stivic : There you go again. Just because something looks a little bit different to you, you have to put a label on it, right?

  Archie Bunker : [affecting a lisp]  Well, if the purse fithssss, wear it.

• Archie Bunker : No man carries a purse! Case closed!

  Edith Bunker : Lots of men in olden days carried purses - Robin Hood carried a purse.

  Archie Bunker : [Sententiously]  Robin Hood was an English fag! That's why the sherrif run him into the woods.