All in the Family (TV Series)
Archie in the Hospital (1973)
Rob Reiner: Michael 'Meathead' Stivic
Quotes
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Michael 'Meathead' Stivic : What do you think it is, Ma?
Edith Bunker : [Glued to the TV] I gotta go along with Marcus Welby - I think it's a green apple bellyache.
Michael 'Meathead' Stivic : No, I mean with Archie.
Edith Bunker : Oh, no! Archie never eats apples unless they're cooked.
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Archie Bunker : [Scornfully] Look at him, gawkin' over his checkers!
Michael 'Meathead' Stivic : It's not checkers, it's chess!
Archie Bunker : [Annoyed] I know it's chess, tell me something I don't know! I'll tell you something YOU don't know: that there is a commie game.
Michael 'Meathead' Stivic : [Scoffing] Chess is a commie game?
Archie Bunker : See, you didn't know that! The Russians force it on the children in kindergarten, instead of teaching 'em handball.