All in the Family (TV Series)
Archie in the Hospital (1973)
Carroll O'Connor: Archie Bunker
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Quotes
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Archie Bunker : [upon seeing Jean for the first time] Hey! You didn't tell me you was black!
Jean Duval : You did not tell me you was white!
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Archie Bunker : I got some men under me, there: Stretch Cunningham, Black Elmo...
Jean Duval : *Black* Elmo?
Archie Bunker : That ain't his real name; see, we got two Elmos down there, so we call him Black Elmo so he don't get mixed up with regular Elmo.
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Archie Bunker : Hey, you ever run across that Frenchie singer, there... used to be alive... Morris Chevrolet.
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Jean Duval : I had an epidural cyst.
Archie Bunker : Gee, that sounds like an important part of you...
Jean Duval : I hope not - they opened me up and cut it out.
Archie Bunker : [pauses] I think I'll keep mine.
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Archie Bunker : [Scornfully] Look at him, gawkin' over his checkers!
Michael 'Meathead' Stivic : It's not checkers, it's chess!
Archie Bunker : [Annoyed] I know it's chess, tell me something I don't know! I'll tell you something YOU don't know: that there is a commie game.
Michael 'Meathead' Stivic : [Scoffing] Chess is a commie game?
Archie Bunker : See, you didn't know that! The Russians force it on the children in kindergarten, instead of teaching 'em handball.