All in the Family (TV Series)

Archie the Babysitter (1976)

Leslie Ackerman: Sharyn Talbot

Quotes 

• Sharyn Talbot : Mr. Bunker, maybe you'd feel better if you sat for your grandson.

  Archie : I would but I have a poker game going on.

  Sharyn Talbot : Well what's more important: a poker game or your grandson?

  Archie : Don't be fresh.

• Archie Bunker : What's this here?

  Sharyn Talbot : Baby oil.

  Archie Bunker : And how many table spoons are you supposed to give it?

  Sharyn Talbot : You rub it on, you don't feed it to them.

• Archie : I don't want you reading these books here. Anthropology?

  Sharyn Talbot : Yes, the study of man.

  Archie : Well I don't want you studying THIS man.