All in the Family (TV Series)

Archie's Road Back (1977)

Carroll O'Connor: Archie Bunker

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Quotes 

• Edith : You should apologize to Harry.

  Archie : Apologize for what? For killing me? Did Abe Lincoln apologize to Alexander Graham Booth?

  Gloria : John Wilkes Booth.

  Archie : Don't repeat what I say.

• Archie : Edith, just go set the alarm clock for Nineteen Hundred and Ninety Seven.

  Mike Stivic : You're gonna sleep for 20 years?

  Archie : If it was good enough for Rip Van Heussen...

  Mike Stivic , Edith : Winkle.

  Archie : Winkle Van Heussen, then ipso fatso it's good enough for me.

• Gloria : Look at him, Ma. Curled up like a fetus in the womb.

  Archie : I don't care what Ma's gonna feed us at noon, I ain't gettin' outta this bed!

• Archie Bunker : [Reading a comic book]  Ha ha ha. Oh that Dennis. He really is a menace. Such a rotten kid I love him.

• Mr. Hanlon : Pills. We're living in a pill-oriented society. We try to dull our minds to find new thrills, to blot out the world of reality. Shameful.

  Archie Bunker : Yeah, well, I guess it is. What are you in the hospital for?

  Mr. Hanlon : I'm an alcoholic.

• Mr. Hanlon : You look too square to be a dope addict.

  Archie Bunker : Dope addict, geez I ain't that. I just took some medicine, that's all. You know, like how a doctor writes out a subscription there.

• Archie Bunker : The Lord can forgive me for being up to my butt in debts, but you Harry are going straight to hell for being up to your butt in boobs.

• Edith : Archie, there's someone here to see you.

  Archie : If it ain't Alice Faye, tell him to get the hell out of here.