All in the Family (TV Series)

Edith's Conversion (1973)

Carroll O'Connor: Archie Bunker

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• Archie Bunker : [Edith has been to see Father Majewski, and Archie is afraid that he made her a Catholic without her knowing it]  Think carefully now, Edith. Did he splash any water on you?

  Edith Bunker : No.

  Archie Bunker : Did he give you any beads to play with?

  Edith Bunker : No.

  Archie Bunker : Did he make you eat a cookie?

• Archie Bunker : [Archie thinks Edith is converting to Catholicism and displays some pamphlets to Father Majeski that were given to Edith]  Look at this one - Instructions on the Catholic Faith. Here's another one - The Holy Father's Newest Encyclical - as if anyone cares what he rides around on... .

  Father John Majeski : You know, Mr. Bunker, God works in mysterious ways... And you're one of his darkest mysteries.