All in the Family (TV Series)

Everybody Tells the Truth (1973)

Rob Reiner: Michael 'Meathead' Stivic

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Quotes 

• Archie Bunker : [Michael version]  Get away from Gloria, you're hurtin' her!

  Michael 'Meathead' Stivic : I just had my arm around her.

  Archie Bunker : You're all over her all the time. If the cops ever want your fingerprints, all they need to do is process her!

• Michael 'Meathead' Stivic : I never saw a guy with a knife.

  Archie Bunker : If you never saw no guy with a knife, then the part of your brain that works your eyes is burnt out. I'm tellin' you that guy had a knife.

• Archie Bunker : [Michael version]  The refrigerator's on the blink again? It ain't got no right to be on the blink again, it's only 15 years old. If it's on the blink again, it's your fault. You're openin' and closin' it all the time to feed your face, you dumb meathead and unemployed oversexed pinko professional Polack you!

  Michael 'Meathead' Stivic : Those are not very kind things to say, but I'll try to do better.

  Gloria Stivic : I'll try to do better too, Daddy.

  [Archie gives them the raspberry] 

• Archie Bunker : [Archie version]  The refrigerator's broken? Ain't that a shame. Ah well, heaven knows we had our money's worth outta that old box.

  Michael 'Meathead' Stivic : Hey! Hey! What kind of a dirty crack is that?