All in the Family (TV Series)

Everybody Tells the Truth (1973)

Ron Glass: Jack

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Quotes 

• Archie Bunker : [Archie version]  Havin' a little snack for yourself, huh?

  Jack : Yeah, havin' a little snack. And you don't mind if I have a little snack there, do ya Bunker?

  [pulls out a switchblade and points it at Archie's throat] 

• Bob : [Michael version]  Give me a hand here, will ya, Jack?

  Jack : Oh yeah, excuse me, sir.

  Archie Bunker : Look out what you're doin' there with the fruit. Your apple's all over my shirt.

  Jack : Oh I'se sorry sir.

  [wipes Archie's shirt with his hand] 

  Archie Bunker : You ain't supposed to touch a white person's clothes with a white person in them!

• Jack : [Michael version]  Oh, here come da tools, here come da tools.

• Jack : [Archie version]  I'll go get the tools, and I'm gonna take my time gettin' 'em.

• Archie Bunker : [Michael version]  What are you doin' eatin' an apple on workin' time?

  Jack : Oh, Mr. Bunker, we ain't had a meal break all day. Please please let me eat.

• Jack : [Edith version]  You want a piece of my apple, Mr. Bunker?

  Archie Bunker : No, I hate apple pieces, and don't be waving that shiv around there will ya, that's dangerous.

  Jack : What? This little thing?

  [holds up a penknife] 

  Archie Bunker : That's right, that little thing. In ancient Rome, they killed Sid Caesar with a bunch of them.