All in the Family (TV Series)

Everybody Tells the Truth (1973)

Ken Lynch: Bob

Quotes 

• Bob : [Michael version]  Give me a hand here, will ya, Jack?

  Jack : Oh yeah, excuse me, sir.

  Archie Bunker : Look out what you're doin' there with the fruit. Your apple's all over my shirt.

  Jack : Oh I'se sorry sir.

  [wipes Archie's shirt with his hand] 

  Archie Bunker : You ain't supposed to touch a white person's clothes with a white person in them!

• Bob : [Archie version]  You know somethin'? You irritate me.

  Archie Bunker : Well, maybe we can sit down and discuss it and I'll learn how to improve myself.