All in the Family (TV Series)

Gloria Has a Belly Full (1971)

Rob Reiner: Michael 'Meathead' Stivic

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Quotes 

• Archie Bunker : How do youse people manage to store things in them tiny bathrooms?

  Lionel Jefferson : Well, we have this little cabinet under the table and we shove our things into it. So, Mr. Bunker, why don't you shove yours.

  [Exits] 

  Archie Bunker : You know, a guy could take that two ways.

  Mike Stivic : Knowing Lionel, I'm sure he only meant it one way.

• Archie Bunker : I been thinking this whole thing over, and you can't leave. 'Cause you can't go to school at night, work at the same time, pay for an apartment, support a wife and a baby, see? Now to begin with, you ain't got the brains. The boy didn't even have the brains to keep himself from getting pregnant.

  Mike Stivic : Archie, I've been trying to tell you something. We're not pregnant anymore.

  Archie Bunker : Will you let me finish? You what?

  Mike Stivic : Well, we're not gonna have a baby now.

  Archie Bunker : You big dumb Polack, did you do something illegal?