All in the Family (TV Series)
Gloria's Boyfriend (1974)
Rob Reiner: Michael 'Meathead' Stivic
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Quotes
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Michael 'Meathead' Stivic : You know, Arch, you oughta be in the Guinness Book of World Records? "Most Stupid Remarks Made in a Single Day"!
Archie Bunker : Nuts to you, buddy!
Mr. Bushmill : [Later] Let's get something straight, Bunker! My boy don't have to weave baskets, understand? He's gonna make it on his own, like his brother!
Archie Bunker : Ah, geez, you got another one like that?
Mr. Bushmill : It don't run in families, okay? As a matter of fact, George's brother just passed his bar exam!
Archie Bunker : Oh yeah? Where does he tend bar?
Michael 'Meathead' Stivic : You just broke your own record!
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Michael 'Meathead' Stivic : Arch, that's a myth. Retarded people have no more of a sex drive than anybody else.
Archie Bunker : Oh yeah? Then why are you on automatic all the time?