All in the Family (TV Series)
Grandpa Blues (1975)
Carroll O'Connor: Archie Bunker
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Quotes
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Archie Bunker : [to the very young-looking Doctor:] How'd my tests come out there, Junior?
Dr. Culver : [with ample sarcasm] Oh, they came out Neat-o Guido.
Archie Bunker : [to Edith] He talkin' Latin?
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Michael 'Meathead' Stivic : Put the blame for unemployment where it belongs, right at the White House door.
Archie Bunker : Well don't blame President Ford, will ya? The man's doin' a helluva job for a guy nobody voted for.
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Michael 'Meathead' Stivic : I don't have to stand here and listen to your juvenile opinions.
Archie Bunker : That's all you're gonna get outta me.
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Michael 'Meathead' Stivic : Arch, the only way that George Meany is gonna stop unemployment is if he gets his pal Gerald Ford to start another war.
Archie Bunker : Well, that always worked in the past.
Michael 'Meathead' Stivic : What are you saying? You're in favor of a major war?
Archie Bunker : Aw, we don't have to take on anybody real tough. You know, we could hit Mexico again. We can pounce on 'em in the middle of the day when they're snoozin' under them big dopey hats.
Michael 'Meathead' Stivic : You know, you oughta be a military strategist.
Archie Bunker : Well, you oughta be backin' out of a stable 'cause you're a horse's patootie.