All in the Family (TV Series)

Lionel's Engagement (1974)

Isabel Sanford: Louise Jefferson

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Quotes 

• Louise Jefferson : George, I thought you said you like Jenny?

  George Jefferson : That's before I met him!

  Lionel Jefferson : Wait now you don't even know him...

  George Jefferson : I don't wanna know him! I don't want no white in-laws in my family.

  Lionel Jefferson : They're gonna be my in-laws, not yours!

  George Jefferson : But think son, think! What about the children, what're they gonna be?

  Lionel Jefferson : Well, boys and girls I hope!

• Edith Bunker : I knew Archie a whole year before I even found out that he was ticklish.

  Louise Jefferson : How did you find out?

  Edith Bunker : It was an accident. We was on the beach and I was smearing suntan oil on Archie's back and my hand slipped and slid along his ribs. You should have seen him, he jumped 3 feet. There's one other place that Archie's ticklish, but I didn't find that out till after we was married.

  [notices Louise's shocked expression] 

  Edith Bunker : The soles of his feet.

• Louise Jefferson : [to George]  My mind is made up, and don't you dare say no, or you'll be eating your dinner through a straw.

• Louise Jefferson : [to Archie]  George said he wasn't going to touch solid food until I invited you.