Carroll O'Connor: Archie Bunker

Quotes 

• Kate Korman : And then say something like, because of your skill and alertness, a man walks the good Earth, breathing God's clean air.

  Archie Bunker : Not if he's walking around New York he ain't.

• Archie Bunker : Alright, that's it. I'm in the way. I'll get the hell outta here, go down to Kelsey's. Oh no, no, I don't wanna stick around here with Wanda Cronkite over there. However, before I leave, I'll say one more thing: I would like to give you a little bit of technical advice that might help you in your career, lady.

  Kate Korman : And what's that?

  Archie Bunker : Zip up your fly.

• Edith Bunker : Well, see, I figured that he was having a heart attack and I had some training in CPR that's Cardiopulminary Recessitation. It was on that TV show 60 Minutes once.

  Archie Bunker : We watch all of them high class, educational shows right through, no matter how exhausted we get.

• Edith Bunker : Archie was just trying to help.

  Kate Korman : Help? He's done nothing but get in the way.

  Archie Bunker : Say that again.

  Kate Korman : You are in the way!

  Archie Bunker : You didn't have to tell me twice.