All in the Family (TV Series)
The Appendectomy (1979)
Jean Stapleton: Edith Bunker
Quotes
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Edith Bunker : [about Dr. Sydney Shapiro] He was so smart. He had always wanted to make a bat.
Archie Bunker : A ball bat?
Edith Bunker : No, a real bat. He wanted to cross a mouse with a bird.
Archie Bunker : THAT'S the genius you got working on our kid in there?
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Archie Bunker : I nearly killed the child.
Edith Bunker : You couldn't help it if her appendix burst.
Archie Bunker : Who said young Dr. Shapiro shouldn't do it? Who said old Dr. Shapiro should? Who thought we should get Dr. Kurtsman - who never called me back from the Copa Cabana. Who done all them stupid things?
Edith Bunker : You did.
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Archie Bunker : We'd barely have enough strength to drag ourselves over the hill to the bone orchard.
Edith Bunker : I ain't going to no bone orchard.
Archie Bunker : If I go, you go.