- Clerk: All night or just a fraction thereof?
- Archie Bunker: We ain't interested in sex pal, we're married.
- Bum: [Archie and Floyd are trying to barter an amount of money Archie is to give him in order to keep Stephanie. With the latest offer, a nosy bum butts in] I'd take it.
- Archie Bunker: Why don't you go to sleep and dream about the tragedy that is your life.