All in the Family (TV Series)

The Taxi Caper (1973)

Al Stellone: Sgt. Blair

Quotes 

• Sgt. Blair : [Archie is in a police station to report that he'd been robbed while driving his taxi]  I'm just taking your statement down here. Sgt. Roselli's gonna want to talk to you about it later.

  Archie Bunker : Aw, Roselli, huh? Jeez, whatever happened to all the Irish cops on the force? Let me tell ya, them are the guys who knew how to handle crime on the streets. They was always out there bustin' heads.

  Sgt. Blair : You like those old stereotypes, huh?

  Archie Bunker : Best types of all! They didn't waste no time bringing the "crinimals" into court to be let go. They'd grab a guy, they'd tell him, "hey, you don't do that no more!" Then they'd crack him on the skull so he wouldn't forget!

  Sgt. Blair : [Sarcastically]  Nowadays our methods aren't quite so sophisticated.

  Archie Bunker : That's what I'm saying! A crack on the head is worth a thousand words!