All in the Family (TV Series)

We're Having a Heat Wave (1973)

Carroll O'Connor: Archie Bunker

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• Mike Stivic : Watergate. Watergate. Watergate. Watergate. Watergate. Watergate. Watergate. Watergate. Watergate. Watergate!

  Archie Bunker : Don't say that no more, GODDAMN IT!

  Edith Bunker : You shouldn't swear like that. Ever since this Watergate thing it's GD this and GD that.

  Archie Bunker : That ain't swearing, GD. The first word is God. How can that be a swear word? The most popular word in the Bible. The second word, damn, that's a perfectly good word, you hear it all the time, like they dammed the river to keep it from flooding it. And you read in the Bible that some guy was damned for cheating or stealing or having "insex" in the family. And who damned him? Who else? God. God damned him. Edith, beautiful words right out of the Holy Book. Don't show your ignorance!

• Mike Stivic : Why is Jefferson number 2?

  Archie Bunker : Because, Meathead, there can only be one number 1 and one number 2 and life made Jefferson number 2 long before I come along.

  Gloria Stivic : So then Puerto Ricans are number 3 then, huh Daddy?

  Archie Bunker : Well not necissarily there, Little Girl, your Puerto Ricans can be 4. Your Japs and your Chinks can be 3 - 3A, 3B.

• Mike Stivic : You know something? I swear I think you do these things sometimes just to eat my heart out. And that's what you do, you know? Little by little, piece by piece, you eat my heart out!

  Archie Bunker : I don't care.