- Captain Barbera: Tell me something Parker, whenever there's trouble, how is it that you always seem to end up right in the middle of it?
- Peter Parker: Just luck, I guess.
- Peter Parker: Does that mean I don't get the car?
- J. Jonah Jameson: [with escalating anger] Parker, you'll get a car from me the day that the Statue of Liberty rollerscates down Fifth Avenue!
- Rita Conway: [referring to a description of Matsu given by Peter] Moon-faced with a moustache and piggy eyes. Sounds like my brother in law.
- [the sketch artist laughs politely]
- J. Jonah Jameson: Total loss, Parker! The car is a total loss!
- Rita Conway: Well at least Peter wasn't hurt.
- Peter Parker: Yeah, I'm fine.
- J. Jonah Jameson: Well, you won't be for long. I should deduct the cost of that car from your paycheck.
- Peter Parker: But Mr. Jameson, the newspaper has insurance. And besides, it wasn't my fault. Somebody else hit me, I told that to the police.
- J. Jonah Jameson: This would never have happened if you had been riding a subway.
- Matsu: [Spidey has been beaten by Matsu] So, this is the Spider-Man. He don't look so tough after all.