The Andy Griffith Show (TV Series)
Citizen's Arrest (1963)
Don Knotts: Barney Fife
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Quotes
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Deputy Barney Fife : Gomer, I have to uphold the law, no matter what! It's only what any responsible person should do! Why, even if I weren't a policeman, I would still arrest you for making an illegal U-turn! Any person can do that, you know. It's called a Citizen's Arrest.
Gomer Pyle : [seeing Barney make a U-turn with his squad car as he drives away] Hey! HEY! BARNEY! You made an illegal U-turn yourself! You're breakin' the law and so I, as a responsible person, need to arrest you! Citizen's Arrest! Citizen's Arrest!
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Deputy Barney Fife : Boy, that Mrs. Devero sure is ugly, ain't she?
Andy Taylor : Barney, she can't help it.
Deputy Barney Fife : She's just ugly as homemade soap!