The Andy Griffith Show (TV Series)
Rafe Hollister Sings (1963)
Jack Prince: Rafe Hollister
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Quotes
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Martha Hollister : [Admiring Rafe's new, but tight, tuxedo] You look good enough to get buried!
Rafe Hollister : I feel like I'm fixin' to!
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Rafe Hollister : [interrupting Barney singing "Believe Me, If All Those Endearing Young Charms"] I... I don't mean to butt in none, but that ain't the way it goes.
Andy Taylor : [agrees] Your endearin' wasn't too charmin', Barn.
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Rafe Hollister : I honest believe I'd rather spend another ten days in jail than to wear these government clothes!
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Mrs. Dennis : And what a marvelous Idea, having him appear dressed that way! It made his selection so much more authentic! Mr. Hollister, will you favor us with another selection?
Rafe Hollister : [to Andy] Want to?
Andy Taylor : Why not?
[starts playing his guitar]
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Rafe Hollister : I woulda greased m' shoes, but every time I do that, the cats all follow me.
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Andy Taylor : Our... Our records are off somethin' fierce! Ink musta got smudged.
Rafe Hollister : Hmm.
Andy Taylor : Somebody we took in for moonshinin', April a year ago, address up on Willow Creek Road.
Rafe Hollister : Moonshinin'?
Andy Taylor : Yeah.
Rafe Hollister : Last April?
Andy Taylor : Yeah.
Rafe Hollister : Well, that's me! You took *me* in 'bout then!
Andy Taylor : Can it be?
Rafe Hollister : Uh-huh.
Andy Taylor : By dog, you're right! Now we can set things straight!
Rafe Hollister : But I done my time and I ain't been moonshinin' since! Oh, I mean, not so's you could notice.
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Andy Taylor : [Barney resumes his singing practice in the back room] That's Barney.
Rafe Hollister : How long's he been ailin'?
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[Barney has been discouraging Rafe from attending the singing auditions at town hall]
Andy Taylor : Now... Now, why don't you take Rafe over there and have him sing for 'em?
Barney Fife : You want Rafe here to be embarrassed and humiliated? They want people up there with musical backgrounds!
Andy Taylor : Well, it was just an idea.
Barney Fife : [to Rafe] That don't mean you have to stop singing, Rafe. You just go ahead and do it. You sing in a bathtub, don't you?
[Rafe nods]
Barney Fife : Well, you can go right ahead and do that.
Rafe Hollister : [to Andy] Can I ask a question?
Andy Taylor : What is it, Rafe?
Rafe Hollister : What time are these here tryouts?
Andy Taylor : Right about now, I guess. Why?
Rafe Hollister : I'm goin' over there.
Barney Fife : Huh?
Rafe Hollister : Well, I reckon since they ain't never around when I'm takin' a bath, I best go on over there!