The Andy Griffith Show (TV Series)
The Farmer Takes a Wife (1962)
Andy Griffith: Andy Taylor
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Quotes
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Jeff Pruitt : No, for marryin', a fella wants a... a female type, you know? Kinda soft and squishy-like. I figure the right place to find one of 'em's right here in town.
Andy Taylor : Oh. Well, they ought to be a few answerin' that description around here.
Jeff Pruitt : Sure! Only need *one*! I figure I'll stick around town a couple days and look over the available stock and pick one and take her back to the farm.
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Andy Taylor : You can't pick out a wife in just two days!
Jeff Pruitt : Why not?
Andy Taylor : Well, how you know you goin' find one who wants to marry you that quick?
Jeff Pruitt : Well, I'm good-lookin', ain't I?
Andy Taylor : Well, yeah.
Jeff Pruitt : I'm strong enough to protect a woman, ain't I?
Andy Taylor : Well, sure.
Jeff Pruitt : Got one of the best farms in the county, ain't I?
Andy Taylor : Well, yeah.
Jeff Pruitt : Well, then, shouldn't take more'n two days!
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Opie Taylor : [about Jeff Pruitt] Guess what I saw him doin'?
Andy Taylor : What?
Opie Taylor : Standin' on the corner, pickin' up girls.
Andy Taylor : What do you know about pickin' up girls?
Opie Taylor : Gosh, Pa! What's there to know? Whenever a girl walks by, he just picks her up and then sets her down and says, "'Scuse me, ma'am. Just checkin' your weight."
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Andy Taylor : He's like a fella in a fancy restaurant. He wants to order somethin' but there's too much on the menu.
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Barney Fife : I'm disappointed in you, Andy! I am *really* disappoint... I have... I can't remember when I have been *this* disappointed in you!
Andy Taylor : What are you disappointed in me for?
Barney Fife : Well, why didn't you stop me?
Andy Taylor : I couldn't stop ya!
Barney Fife : That's right! That's right! Pass the buck!
Andy Taylor : Barney, I'm not passin' the buck. I'm just remindin' you of the facts and the facts are: Jeff come to town, said he's lookin' for a bride, you said you'd help him and the way you helped, you took him over to Thelma Lou's and that's how it all happened!
Barney Fife : Oh, why hash over ancient history?