Angel (TV Series)
Guise Will Be Guise (2000)
Charisma Carpenter: Cordelia Chase
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Quotes
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Magnus Bryce : She's impure? Sh-She's not a virgin?
[to Wesley]
Magnus Bryce : You...
Charles Gunn : Whoa, that's what impure meant?
Cordelia Chase : She slept with him?
Magnus Bryce : [to Wesley, imitating Angel] You were supposed to be Angel. This wouldn't have happened. That's why I hired him. He's a eunuch.
Cordelia Chase : You slept with her?
Angel : A eunuch?
Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : Things happen. Two young people. Danger.
Virginia Bryce : What are you talking about?
Magnus Bryce : She was a virgin before you got here.
Virginia Bryce : I was not a virgin!
Magnus Bryce : What?
Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : Oh, thank goodness.
Charles Gunn : I coulda have told you she wasn't no virgin.
Angel : Not a eunuch.
Cordelia Chase : One day as Angel... One day, and he's getting some.
Magnus Bryce : What? How could you? I kept you away from all men.
Angel : I mean, the curse isn't even all that clear.
Virginia Bryce : Daddy, you remember that chauffeur from when I was sixteen? And the one at eighteen? I haven't been a virgin for a very long time. I even dated Rick.
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Cordelia Chase : What are you doing?
Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : Oh, knocking things over, driving away business... You know, the usual.
Cordelia Chase : Well, I found him and we have to stop him before it's too late. We have to change our... Do you have any clothes a man would wear?
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Cordelia Chase : Right. This is Angel. "Oh, no, I can't do anything fun tonight. I have to count my past sins, then alphabetize them. Oh, by the way, I'm thinking of snapping on Friday".
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Angel : We're going. I don't have to sing.
Cordelia Chase : Oh, thank God! I-I mean, for your sake. Because I know you don't like to do that.
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Cordelia Chase : Angel! Gunn! What happened?
Angel : He got hit.
Cordelia Chase : By who? The swami? Swamis don't hit, swamis "swam".
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[last lines]
Cordelia Chase : [handing Angel a magazine] Look!
Angel : [reading] "Virginia Bryce, squired by Mr. Wesley Wyndam-Pryce, private detective and bodyguard to the stars..." Squired? Who says squired?
Cordelia Chase : Look at him all over her!
Angel : You know what, Cordelia, you're just jealous that he's getting some attention.
Cordelia Chase : Damn skippy! He's getting famous off this! Reflected glory? That's my thing!
Angel : Get a little perspective. "Bodyguard to the stars". Yeah right.
[pause]
Angel : There's no "Wyndam-Price Agency"!
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Cordelia Chase : [to Wes] You've got everybody scared around here. I'll tell you that. It's like they don't even know you're a Shemp.
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Cordelia Chase : [to Wesley] What is wrong with you? You've got like, delusions of Angel. You're not him. You can't do stuff on your own.
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Charles Gunn : Okay, what I want to know is... how I live in L.A. all my life and not know this weird-ass stuff was going on?
Cordelia Chase : Oh, the ass is even weirder than you think.
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Charles Gunn : At gun point?
Cordelia Chase : Yes, the point of a gun. He just walked Wesley right out of here. And this whole "I'm Angel" thing is a very, very bad idea. I mean, if I thought that would work, I could've been Angel, because, guess what? Pretty much a girly name.
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Magnus Bryce : [to Wesley] You're going to get out of my house now, loser. Take the piece with you.
Cordelia Chase : The piece? Wa-Was that supposed to be me? Get off me!
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Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : The host, the fellow talking to Angel over there. He helps demons. Reads their souls, senses their futures.
Cordelia Chase : Yes, but he can only do it when they sing karaoke.