Angel (TV Series)

Smile Time (2004)

David Boreanaz: Angel

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Quotes 

• Spike : Hey, big guy. Need another car. 'Fraid this last one ended up in the drink.

  [pause] 

  Angel : Spike...

  Spike : Look at you.

  Angel : Spike, just turn around and walk away.

  Spike : You're a...

  Angel : Spike!

  Spike : You're a bloody puppet!

• Fred : [after Angel's been turned into a puppet]  Oh, my God! Angel, you're... cute.

  Angel : Fred, don't.

  Fred : Oh, but the little hands! And the hair.

  Angel : Hey! You're fired.

• Angel : I was turned into a puppet last night.

  Nina : I... uh... wow. Are you - are you okay?

  Angel : I'm made of felt.

  [takes off nose] 

  Angel : And my nose comes off.

• Lorne the Host : Maybe you have some type of puppet cancer.

  Angel : I do not have puppet cancer! Come on, guys. This is a serious situation. I'm a puppet, and there are children's lives at-

  [sees the time] 

  Angel : Hey, it's Smile Time!

• Angel : Harmony, get my call list.

  Harmony : Um...

  Angel : And Spike needs a car.

  Spike : You heard the puppet.

• Angel : What are you people lookin' at? Well?

  Spike : They're lookin' at the wee little puppet man.

• Polo : So, you got a little demon in you?

  Angel : I got a lot of demon in me.

• Nina : Is there a reason why you won't look at me?

  Angel : 'Cause I'm under my desk?

• Angel : I'm not very good at any of this. I spent so much time worrying about the past and the future and my very complicated life. It's been a while since I looked up and really saw what was goin' on around me. It's not my strong suit, you know, but I'm workin' on it. I'm paying better attention to...

  [Nina's turned into a werewolf, and grabs Angel] 

  Angel : Oh! Geez! No! No, Nina! Bad Nina!

• [about Nina] 

  Angel : Wes, it's not gonna happen.

  Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : Why?

  Angel : Because I'm not that guy! That guy is charming and funny and... emotionally useful. I'm the guy in the dark corner with the blood habit and 200 years of psychic baggage.

  Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : Get over it!

  Angel : Why are you yelling at me?

  Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : Because! Angel, if there's a woman out there, who you find truly attractive, who you think about, let's say, most of the time, who represents even part of what you think makes the world worth fighting for, and who doesn't view you as an entirely sexless shoulder to lean on, you have to do something about it.

• Angel : Yes, I'm a puppet. Doesn't mean you don't have work to do!

• Polo : After all, it's "Smile Time"!

  Angel : No, it's not... it's time to kick your ass all the way back to hell!

• Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : This transformation may have altered your stress-response mechanism.

  Angel : What?

  Gunn : He's saying you have the proportionate excitability of a puppet your size.

• [Angel, as a puppet, gets more and more angry while watching "Smile Time"] 

  Angel : Wes, put the Special Ops team on Red Alert!

  Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : Red Alert?

  Angel : I want helicopters and tear gas!

  Gunn : Angel, we...

  Angel : This is WAR!

  Lorne the Host : Angel, baby, muppet, pumpkin, um... this show is number one in it's time slot. Tykes love it all across the southland. We can't just toss a Jihad at their studio.

  Angel : Ohh, right.

• [about Nina's advances] 

  Wesley : How did you respond?

  Angel : Well, of course I ignored it completely, changed the subject and locked her in a cage.

• Angel : Stupid fingers! Stupid string!

• Angel : Well, then...

  [grabs a huge sword] 

  Angel : Let's take out some puppets.

• Nina : You doing anything for breakfast?

  Angel : You know, drinking blood.