Angel (TV Series)
Underneath (2004)
Andy Hallett: Lorne
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Quotes
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Lorne : What do I think? I think I'm tired. I think I'm sick and tired of wearing bells on my toes and making like everything's gonna be OK. I think it's pathetic that lately I'm too scared and sad to tell people the truth so I just say what they wanna hear instead. Most of all, I think the term "Happy Hour" should be banned from the English language. There's nothing happy about this hour or any other.
Carlos the Bartender : Oh.
Lorne : What I know is I started drinking the moment that I found out that a girl I loved was gonna die. Every time I get to the bottom of the glass, I hope that that last drop is gonna take me the distance.
Carlos the Bartender : OK.
Lorne : A simple plan that failed utterly, which is why I'm gonna heave my tuchus off this stool, strap the bells on, and with a smile and a quip, go back into the belly of a very ugly beast and pretend like I can help. Hmm. 'Cause that's what the green guy does.
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Harmony Kendall : Uh-oh.
Lorne : This thing comin' after you, how bad on a scale of, say, one to Terminator?
Eve : [man walks out of elevator] Oh, God. He's here.
Harmony Kendall : That's the guy? He's just a suit.
Security Guard : Hey, you. Stop. Put your hands up!
[man punches the guard through the stomach]
Eve , Lorne , Harmony Kendall : Aaaaaaaahhhhh!
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Lorne : You'll like Canada. Lots of deserters.