- Mr. Director: I'm balled over. That was good. You kids got it. You got that special zingy thing. That thing that only comes from here.
- [Points at Yakko's chest]
- Yakko Warner: That's just a spaghetti stain.
- Mr. Director: See, that's funny. You're wack-o!
- Yakko Warner: No.
- [Grabs Wakko]
- Yakko Warner: This is Wakko.
- Mr. Director: You're funny!
- Yakko Warner: No, I'm Yakko. And, that's Dot.
- Dot Warner: Have we met before?
- Mr. Director: [Crazy Voice] Oh! I love these kids! They are so funny! Sweet kids who look like puppies! Flamiel!
- [Normal voice]
- Mr. Director: Where're you kids going?
- Yakko Warner: Gen Murray's house?
- Mr. Director: You kids are gonna be in my movie.
- Yakko Warner, Wakko Warner, Dot Warner: [to audience] Movie?
- Mr. Director: Who are you talking to?
- Wakko Warner: The people watching on TV.
- Mr. Director: Peoples? What peoples?
- [Crazy voice]
- Mr. Director: Hello, nice people in the TV!
- [Normal Voice]
- Mr. Director: Hey! I don't see any... where'd they go? Ah, there you are!
- [Crazy Voice]
- Mr. Director: Nice kids, we're with the movie gonna do a thing!
- Yakko Warner, Wakko Warner, Dot Warner: AAAAAAAAAAH!
- [Try to run out the door]
- Ralph the Guard: Duh! Where are they?
- Yakko Warner: [Shuts the door] Okay, Mr. Penzoil Head, you talked us into it. We'll do your movie.
- Mr. Director: [Crazy voice] Oh1 You'll do! The mov...! You'll do the! Happy! I am! So much! Oil!
- Yakko Warner, Wakko Warner, Dot Warner: [to audience] Be afraid! Be very afraid!