- Yakko Warner: [the Warners are playing with a statue of Dr. Scratchensniff] Wow, a giant Pez dispenser!
- Dr. Scratchensniff: Stop playing with my bust!
- Yakko Warner: Mwah! Goodnight, everybody!
- Bea Arthur: [Bea Arthur is sitting at a fancy party with Danny DeVito who is dressed as The Penguin, eating a large bucket of fish] I'm thinking of putting out a swimsuit calendar.
- Danny DeVito: [gags] Not while I'm eating!
- Dr. Scratchensniff: [telling the Warners about a party] The bad news is you can only go if I train you to be polite, clean, well-dressed children on your best behavior.
- Dot: I thought you said it was a party!
- Dr. Scratchensniff: [teaching etiquette with Hello Nurse] "How do you do?" Now you try.
- Yakko Warner: How do you do... that thing with your mouth?
- Dr. Scratchensniff: Do you know why you're here?
- Yakko Warner: [Pacing back and forth, deep in thought] No one really knows why we're here, doc. Although Schopenhauer put forth an interesting theory...
- Dr. Scratchensniff: That is not what I meant!
- Dot: Then, why did you say it?
- Dr. Scratchensniff: You're misinterpreting!
- Yakko Warner: [Standing next to a model in a bikini] No, this is Miss Interpreting.
- Wakko Warner: [Standing next to another model in a bikini] This is Miss Understanding.
- Dot: [Reclining on a pillow] And I'm Miss-Terious.